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Subject: Locate your mate online in your area!
From: Wilma_Eldridge@knp.unibe.ch
Sent: October 26, 2005 6:56 PM
While I would not recommend anyone visit the "Adult Action Cam", I must admit, in its poorly written English I found perhaps the best advice I've been given all year. That being, "If you like it, keep damn doing it".
May that be all of our epitaphs.
Currently playing: Parachute Club - At the Feet of the Moon